Nananananana.....COLEMAN!!!!!

woMAN. That's how. No, but that's a good question. I love Batman more..

burnmetoashes

No… As soon as I get my own house my bathroom and room are gonna have the Batman and Memphis emblem

Hi, so um...I'm Batman. Not you. :P Sincerely, Ali's best friend. ^-^

burnmetoashes

How can you be batMAN when you are a girl

Some people

Some people need to be patted… on the head… with a hammer

mightyflynn:

1988

Ballin

Women cops

I got pulled over by a woman cop for speeding today. i asked how much and she said $50 and i said Alright get in my car ill give you a good time, she got all pissed!

One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

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Well Shit!

Save our land. Join the Klan!!!

Marathons

My favorite part of marathons is watching the runner who gets my cup full of vodka